Wednesday, April 30, 2008

THE POLL... THE POLL...

i susah-susah think for 3 questions but nobody answer it yet.

*points to the right* -------------------------------------------------> there!

now GO!

Anger Power

This is just purely based on my assumptions okay. I think, short people gets angry faster.


Look at the illustration that I so poor draw. The red arrow represents anger. As you can see, for taller people, the anger needs to "travel" longer. So by the time they reach the head, they'll cool down. No so much for shorter people. That why there a saying called "short fius". The anger travels fast and in such a short "journey" it explode!!!

Tsk tsk. Never date a short person. Like me. Don't laugh. Most of my friends who are roughly around my height, hav anger management problem. Sure, we're fine and all hapy with our friends. But with our boys or family members. huh. Lets not go there.

So much so that the boy, who is in Thailand at the mo, called me at 12 bloody a.m., asking me what i want from there. Like WTF wei.. ppl happily sleeping, and god knows wat shop is he standing in front of. So okay, i said "anything la, anything, dont hav to get me anything also can!" he pulak over the other side, "no, no... tell me what you want la. i wan to buy for you sumthing" me going "anything ANYTHING LA!" ........
it went on for another 20secs until he says "faster la! the shop closing already!" me getting pissy (damnit, i already said no need right) then out of the blue he said "i get for you boxing gloves k?" let me explain again, i was already half way into dreamland. so it didnt really occur to me what he said. so i said "ya ya.. anything la!" he chuckled and hung up.
so this morning, i texted him. coz i remember something bout boxing and gloves. i asked "what u bought for me? boxing gloves ar?" he texted back, "yeah, and boxing shorts to match"
O_o. wtf?
i replied "really ar? so i wasn't dreaming.. damnit. are you serious?" he said "really. coz you like to fight so much. so i buy for you la" so i said "ok, u dont regret. u'll be my punching bag"
grrr... if he really gets me that stupid boxing gloves. AND shorts. i'll post up the pictures k. and me punching him.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sevendays *heart*

i heart bangsar.

i heart heart shopping.
Gossips. too many boutiques. spoilt by having too many choices.

in the end, i choose this bag.
i heart bag.

april said i shouldn't bluff her heart (bzness fault). so off we went to bangsar. the whole point was to go and grab something from sevendays.

and now. thanks to her. I HEART HEART HEART SEVENDAYS.

*puts up 3 fingers* i pledge, to go bangsar EVERY WEEKEND. must must must. if not, i'll lose out on those 1 piece-only-fabulous-clothes. what more, the material of the cloth, is purrrrrrrfect! even kinkyjoyce wrote bout it.

PLUS, the owner, Roxy. she's so nice you'll jst wanna keep buying her clothes!

Here's a preview of her clothes. *Click* and join in Facebook.

i love their high waist dress. their party dress. haiz. everything la!

osh, if only i hav your luxury of staying in the U.K. *green moster*

Cleo 50 Most Eligible Bachelor

hmmm... hmmm.....

some are hot. some are geeky. some are not. some make me go "wtf.. eee.. tak tau malu"

apparently, on April's Fool day, JJ and Rudy was fooled. konon they are in the top 50. and they say, girls are vain. *smirk*

i think they used kenny sia to promote their cleo bachelor event thingy. easy peasy, use celebrity, and their marketing is done by 50%.

the online results shows different from the actually results. i thort mayb this ebi guy would win. but.... brian lau won. yeah, i was from metro before, so he was labelled as Mr Hot Stuff. he's taken. but still can look rightttt... ?? eye candy. even when me and my girls, when we say mr hot stuff, *light bulb switch on* message sent accross. we all knw who we're talking about.
good that he wins. but... somehow, i wish other guys wins instead. why??? coz these guys. like brian or kenny or another fren of mine, arthur, they are either good looking or popular. easy to mingle. they hav this charisma that makes ppl likes 'em almost immediately. i rather hav, some guy, who's coming-out-from-the-shell to win. so they are able to experience something new.
and no, i wouldnt want my boy to compete in something likedat. unless i get the prize he gets the fame. but hell NO. i'm not that much of a saint.
p/s: the boy hardly reads my blog. that's why i can blog bout other boys.

Friday, April 25, 2008

the boy's work is all bout cars, organize car shows, was in a car club committee. and guess wad. even up til now, i know NOTHING bout cars.

reminizing my 1st car.. *looked thoughtful for a moment* that beat up old charade. red courrerr sumore! friends used to snap pics when i'm driving. i mean, as in while i'm driving they'll go "ok ok go slow go slow!! lets take a pic.. one.. two.. three!! SMILE!!" *ceqchak!*

but that stupid charade.... caused me so much trouble. break down here break down there. window cannot go up. the drawer cannot close. lights not working. no 'minyak hitam', no water. no battery. the classic that draws many frenz to 'test drive' my car is when they found out my gear, doesn't works like a gear. like for example, BTW, I DRIVES ONLY MANUAL CAR. HUH!! *damn lan ci*

ok ok, back to the gear, press clutch, 'masuk' 1st gear, then accelerates. in any normal cars, the gear stays like that. so that you KNOW that it's in 1st gear. mine don't. my gear behave on it's mind of it's own. it behaves like a free gear. so friends (guys especially) they loveeee.. *i dont knw whyyyy* to 'test drive' my car. they go "eh eh.. now which gear?" "ehhh. look! look!! free gear!!" "LOOK! buahwwakhahaha!!!" then when they are done with the car, they comes out from it, and have that lan ci look that says "i so keng! i can drive ur car. no problem"

errr.. yeah sure, i've been driving it, haven't i?

i'm driving a different car now. doesn't gives me much problem. altho, uptil now, i still don't knw where the hell is the 'minyak hitam' is.

anywayyyyy.. i wan this car. i fell in love with it, when i sat adam's bmw. i wannnnnnnnnttttttt!! it's in the video HERE. it's fast! it's quiet. u go from 50km/hr to 200km/hr jst like that *snap finger* it's an awesome awesome car. i loveeee..

Thursday, April 24, 2008

suddenly my c-box got spam.

but i wanna uncencor it. teach me how??

this is wad happen when i 'emo' in my c-box. was out of office searching high and low for that freaking 4' x 6' whiteboard and...

the plan to spam my c-box unfolds:

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: oi pompuan!
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: apa buat!!!


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting has been added to the conversation.

[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: oioi!!!

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: do what

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: what do?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: nothing la..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: manyak boring
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: gua ingat mau kasi kacau kacau sama lu dua saha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: gua manyak rindu ma..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lily
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lu punya gambar ada sama itu poolerbuoy blogspot..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: kasi tengok
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: itu sharyl saya ingat dia sudah mang chang
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: what gamber??
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: ha?


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: see my blog la!
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: knn
(this means ka ni neh)

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: cbk (ci bai kia)
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: idiot

[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: wat happened?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: cannot see my face also!!!
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: take lah other pic


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i dun have other pic
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: wahlao
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: send me some pics la..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lol
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: where's sharyl


[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: hahaha

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: sharylynna foo!!!!!!!

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: i got at home
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: send to u some other time
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: dunno where that woman


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: foo foo foo foo

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: working kut

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: got any photos from last time ipoh trip?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: she work?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: more like lazying around
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: ipoh trip ah
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: not sure


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: ye

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: should have somewhere kua

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i need those..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: shits man
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: can't remember where i kept
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: think it's at home


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: why wassup?

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: pix
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: no pix
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: at work place
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: la la la

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: its alrite la..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: where the hell is that woman
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: have u read her blog?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: damn disgustin mna
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: gross
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: hahaha
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: that's lynn for u ler


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: u read d?>
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: did u leave a comment on her cbox?
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: if no later she emo
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: oh not yet
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: later i put somthing


[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: sharyl!!!
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: wake up!!


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: snore

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lol
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: she damn babi la sharyl

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: haha
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: i just wrote in her cbox
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: farnee

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i know
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i read
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i posted sumthing in return too
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lets spam her cbox since both of us are bored.
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: set!

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lets do it now!
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


[p0oL3rBuOy] just sent you a nudge.

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: sharyl foo!!!!

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: wahahah

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: damn syiok rite..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: she suhd uncencor the thing so that it would be more fun
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: all those words and stuffs

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: that's whty

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: she no fun one

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: wahaha

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: party booper
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: haiz
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: mana itu pendek


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: tak tau ler

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: she working ar today?

. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: think so

[p0oL3rBuOy] says: i think she in the meeting gua
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: or she at her *****cencor*****
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: or in the toilet playing wif the flush on the toilet bowl..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: gross
. . : : L i : : . . : : i'm not freeloading i'm just food tasting says: don't want to know


[p0oL3rBuOy] says: hahaha
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: thats sharyl..
[p0oL3rBuOy] says: lolz


*when i got back to my lappie*

lynnz says: wahhhhh
lynnz says: nyaaaamaaaaaaa
lynnz says: tok bout me so much!


but no reply d... :s
the saying "action speaks louder than words" hmmm?

lets implement that on blogs.

*typing furiously*

*click click* *copy* *paste*


SHOPAHOLICS UNITE PARTY LIKE IT'S 2008!
Where Shopaholics come together to view, try the clothes and go crazy!
Date: Thursday, 1 May '08
Time: 11AM - 3PM
Venue: Lunch Actually Office, L-3-7, Plaza Damas, Jalan Sri Hartamas 1, 50480 Kuala Lumpur


*dance, okay, move gleefully in not-so-comfy-office chair* :)

okay, it's doesnt really work on blogs. coz words are more powerful in the blogging world. duhh...

when i'm in the mood of having-nothing-better-to-do, i usually torture the boy.

like when... *aiyak, ok, my stomach is cooking up some storm, better getting this done fast*

ok i come back later. stomach misbehaving. cannot tahan.

*15 mins later*

BACK!!! u knw... usually when ur stuck in uncomfortable situations, like having to do the 2nd business, in office/ college/ meetings/ frenz hse, wad do u do then? i'll tell u what i do. i'll on the tap, let the water runs (before that, making sure the pail is empty), so that ppl can't hear the "ploop, ploop" sound. i mean, i knw no one is gonna stand outside the toilet door jst to listen to ur shit dropping down the toilet bowl, but...... it's jst a self conscious thing.

one friend taught me another method, flush first, the faster faster do that 2nd business of yours, then flush again, and ur done! coz when the bowl is filling up, cannot hear the "natural sounds". lol!! mayb her toiletbowl is an old one. that's why so noisy.

u think my post is disgusting. try reading this Jolene Lai Lai Si.

anyway. back to my earlier story..

like when... the boy n i, jalan-jalan in shopping malls, like at subway the other day, i became mute. like jst using signals, lots LOTS of hand movements, dramatic actions, n no sound at all. even when i'm about to burst out laughing.

so, we went to subway, i decided not to talk. he ask "wad u want to eat?" i shrugged. *points back at him* he said "i wanna eat subway hotdog (i forgot which one)" as we're approaching the ordering line. i saw, soup-of-the-day *eyes litted up! yummy!! i likey mushroom soup!!" *points at the menu* but the menu stated, "Ask the soup-of-the-day"

the boy pretends he didnt see. so i pull his shirt, pointing at the menu furiously. the waitress looked amused, thinking mayb i am really mute. she waited patiently. the line way growing behind us. so the boy ask, what is the soup of the day? the waitress said "mushroom soup" looks at me. i nodded many many times. indicating i want the soup. then comes the part whr, the boy hav to choose the type of bread, the filling n the sauce. he's looking up the menu. it's on the wall. the waitress looking at me. she pointed basils, onions, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and a whole lot more of stuff-that-i-don-eat-and-don-knw. i made the circling motion. meaning to say "ya, i want all"

*watched as she put it all on the bread, boy didnt realise, me knwingly that he dont like certain stuff* then the boy looks at his bread. *i cannot tahan, both hands on my mouth, keeping me from bursting out of laughter" the waitress looks at us funny. the boy goes "waaa.d...?? no no, i dont want onions, i dont want tomatoes." i think i was quite dramatic coz ppl start looking. waving my hands here n there. but well..... Malaysians are generally kepoh. of course they'll look.

sighh.. wad a happy day.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

i hate putting a title. coz title makes my blog post no sense.

WHO GAVE MY NUMBER TO TRUE FITTNESS? *roarrrrr*

a lady called me, bla bla bla bla... comes .."the reason i call is .. bla bla .... True Fittness.. " *light blub switched on* so, i let her talk.. coz it's not nice to tell ppl off, let them do their job. so she continue on... 1 min pass... 2 min... 3 min... still haven't finish. "... foot massage... spa... etc etc.." let her book a time for me etc etc.. then when she's done with her job, i said okay thank you. "..if you wan to bring more frenz jst gimme a call to let me knw in advance ok?" "..ya ok, no problem, thanks, bye" hang up. save that number as Z. a reminder not to answer any of that sort of number tmrw.

ooooohh.. i gotta admit. i'm a blog stalker. i stalk blogs.

i stalk good looking girls with blogs.

i dunno why. i just love reading em. everyday. sometimes, when im bored, i click on their page, 3 times a day.

why am i like tat?

*shrugs* I DON'T CARE. *grins*

i reads,
- setupiak,
- kenny sia (ya, he's not a girl, but he's funny),
- kinkybluefairy,
- kimfluttersby,
- spot-in-space,
- poolerbuoy (emo, emo),
- not so little girl,
- nastyv8mp,
- rach,
- kimmy,
- london babe,
- tz33n,
- angelic jane,
- mom3nto,
and more more...

c? c?

*points a finger at you* i told you, i stalks.

hmmm... a company called me to go for an interview today. im not sure if i should go. what if its a fraud? and i knw i already hav a job. but but...

i wanna experience those heart-wrenching-scary-goosebumps-cannot sleep-cannot eat-can die sort of interview. i knw i've been lucky enuf coz i didnt hav to get thru all those nonsenscial trauma. so waddaya think??

Monday, April 21, 2008

moving on...

everyday, i'll log into different online boutiques just to feed my shopping hunger. even if i didnt have "sufficient" funds, i love looking at fabulous clothes. which is... actually bad, coz it makes me wanna shop all more! i think online boutiques are worst than shopping malls, coz i'm usually very very very veryyyyyyyyyyyyy lazy to get out in the sun, on the weekends, jst to get stuck in the jam, reach the mall, spend another 20mins of stalking-ppl-for carpark, get into the mall, get jst an item or two, then get the hell out of there jst to get stuck again in the jam on the way home!! bleahhh...

while viewing clothes on online boutiques, we can scroll up n down, then up again, click, look closely to the screen, still not happy, click again, scroll down.... skip to another site, go back again, click, click, look closer, ahhh... ok satisfy.. even the clothes are cheaper.. and the best thing! especially those who works in office. like ME! can quickly quickly switch the page to a blank word document and start type some nonsenscial words, like "..... the business development liquidity is seemed to increase as the price of... " then the moment boss walks away CLICK! back to online shopping.

BUT!!! sometimes when i purchased the items already, the material not as nice as wat i expected but still... my itchy fingers.. oh well, wad to do, working life, cannot simply take off days, :(

anyho.. these are some clothes that i likey! from all over the online sites.

Corset Love - va va voom! damn kinky! very french maid like. definitely heads turning.

Off Shoulder Killers – walking around looking like a sweet lil innocent babe. When ur totally not. HAH!

Disco Diva – bling bling!! But then.. once u get that, everyone else would knw whr u got it. Those that shops online. *grins*

Weeeeeee!!! This is jst uploaded.. see what I mean when I browse the website often? If only thr's a site whr I could get ALL fabulous clothes in one site.
Cable Knit Wrap Cardi – looks damn comfy weii.. berry glam. Those with the now-short-hair can dress this n look like posh becks! :)

Quilted Oversized Tote [A0146] – pink caorerr!! PINK!




Opaque Tights – I WANTTTTTTTTTT!!! *screams* so many colours. Black, fluorescent blue, grey, pink! But do I dare? Hmmm..?

Sigh.. oh damnn, boss is back.. gotta get back to work… *grumble* *grumble*

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear God,

Hi. I don't know whr to begin. Or how to start.

I knw I haven't be a regular in church. I havent been reading Your Word for a while now. But I hope You hear my silent prayer. My silent request. And I hope I am able to finish this without crying too hard. Could You please jst fix this little mess in my life God? You know what it is all about.

I jst need a little help right now. I not sure if I am able to stand firm. I fear the breakdown is near. A little help will do. Thank you very much God. The heavy load is getting heavier day by day. I want to be strong but it's getting too hard. The take-a-deep-breath remedy helps a lot. I don't want to lash out at those who depend on me. I don't want them to feel any pain anymore. I wish I could take all the blame, the fault, the pain. All of it. Jst so they don't have to go thru it. I hurt more when they are hurt. Please show me a way to get thru this.

I long to have those days again. I do knw too, it's never gonna be the same. But yet at the same time, I am thankful for the other blessings You have given me. I really am.

Please draw some light to me dear God. I think I need it now. Badly.

Thank You dear God. One told me before, why worry over something you can't have control over? Leave it to God. I guess I might jst need to do that. Thank You again. For listening.