Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Perfect Husband

oh gosh.. too many post on cars.


im bloody exhausted from the Adidas Yoga + Dance event last night. Will fill you in once i get the pixies!

So for now, something to humour u guys.

And another one.

Perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands freespeaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It'sonly £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£45,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year isback on the market. They're asking £450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They willprobably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really apretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know's who this phone belongs to?"

ok. i knw. it's a bit lame. being tired makes me a lame person. =_=

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